THE BAND

MAAM is an idea.

The idea that the music doesn't stop until you're dead, or you have faked your own death.

MAAM is the music of madness, malaise.

There's a lot in this world to make you soul sick.

But rock and roll is the cure.* And MAAM has the prescription:

Grunge

New grunge

Rock

Alt rock

Punk

New wave

Old wave and

ORIGINALS!

*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.

FAQ

Q. Is MAAM an acronym?

A. It would be, if we could agree on what it stands for. But, it is also a palindrome!

Q. What are some of MAAM's influences?

A. Rage, regret, vodka, toxic femininity. Not necessarily in that order.

Q. How does MAAM recommend removing blood stains from a rayon blouse?

A. We have found that a combination of baking soda and cold water works best.

Q. Where can I catch MAAM live?

A. After two long years crocheting scarves in a bunker, we are venturing out to play again.

The Band: Band Members

Anchor 1

Lead vocals/Guitar/Keys/Fake drums

Noun.

1. Reference to the human shell (pictured) that houses the mind of St,P;

2. Failed 1990s telemarketer;

3. Part-time werewolf;

4. Ambivalent about pickles.