A forbidden, two-paragraph short story containing a lot of Trump-admin-banned words Before reading, please have your pearls handy so you...

Congratulations on your return to the office! You’ve been eagerly anticipating this moment since you were threatened with termination if...

Man, being a kid these days is tough. Ever since you grew teeth and learned how to wipe your ass, you’ve had responsibilities. Let’s...

Growing up, my mom and dad had four records.  Fortunately for me, one of them was Kenny Rogers’ Greatest Hits. In his greatest hit “The...

It is mid-April. And if I’m being honest with myself, it’s time to face the possibility that I might fail at my New Year’s resolution:...

As an ugly child who wasn’t a billionaire, I realized early on that I’d need to make myself likeable so other children would stop...

So it’s International Women’s Day.  And I think I speak for women everywhere when I say it’s time to start doing hard street drugs. And...