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100% Female. 200% rock and roll.


aWOKE:
A forbidden, two-paragraph short story containing a lot of Trump-admin-banned words Before reading, please have your pearls handy so you...
St. P
Mar 132 min read
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Welcome Home! Your Guide to Corporate Reintegration
Congratulations on your return to the office! You’ve been eagerly anticipating this moment since you were threatened with termination if...
St. P
Apr 14, 20222 min read
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How to Be THE BEST Kid YOU Can Be! (1982 Edition)
Man, being a kid these days is tough. Ever since you grew teeth and learned how to wipe your ass, you’ve had responsibilities. Let’s...
St. P
Jul 31, 20202 min read
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Reflections on Winning with White People
Growing up, my mom and dad had four records. Fortunately for me, one of them was Kenny Rogers’ Greatest Hits. In his greatest hit “The...
St. P
Jun 29, 20202 min read
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Reflections on Failure
It is mid-April. And if I’m being honest with myself, it’s time to face the possibility that I might fail at my New Year’s resolution:...
St. P
Apr 22, 20202 min read
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Reflections on Not Coronavirus
As an ugly child who wasn’t a billionaire, I realized early on that I’d need to make myself likeable so other children would stop...
St. P
Mar 28, 20202 min read
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Reflections on Self Care
So it’s International Women’s Day.  And I think I speak for women everywhere when I say it’s time to start doing hard street drugs. And...
St. P
Mar 8, 20202 min read
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